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SFO -2  (-110 either way)

o/u47    (-110 either way)

ml: SFO -130, Chefs +110

 

figgered we could iso the gambling shit in here as not to be clobbered by the pearl clutching in the existing game thread. 

TO BEGIN THE BEGUINE ...

i am running to take any wager that promises me a better n' even money return on Patrick Mahomes III winning a SB that does not include GOAT boy Brady or the giant slayer Joe Sheisty ("b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but P-P-P-Pastor, don't you kno Joe Brrrrrrrr plays in the AFC, so therefore couldn't be lined up against 'Homie in the SB???!111111!!!!!!!!????11!)

to these ^ idjits, i say: GFY!

(i know, ya twig headed bastidz, just pernting out that the only two cats to beat Froggy in the postseason are not "postseasoning" this year)

really ... get the fuck over it. 

now, back to the coin - 

some props im'ma prolly plunk thus far are: 

SFO longest TD @+105

PACHECO, PACHECO - WHY YOU BUGGIN'? second half TD @+230

MR SWIFT first half TD @+260

$$$$$Money fuckin' Mitch$$$$$ anytime TD @+1000

MISSED XP: @+380

National Anthem o90.5 seconds @+110

Scoring Drive Shorter Than Anthem? NO @+380

 

WHATCHA GOT OUT THERE?

 

FOR ENTERTAINMENT POIPESES ONLY - SUBJECT TO CHANGE WITHOUT NOTICE - WAGER RESPONSIBLY 

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Zwifty (Traylor?) based props ... this first batch are all based on song titles of hers 🤣

  • 22: Any Quarter to Have 22+ Points Scored (+400)
  • Anti-Hero: B. Purdy 250+ Pass Yards and 2+ Pass TDs (+200)
  • Deja Vu: KC Chiefs to Win by Exactly 11 Points (+3000)
  • Fearless: B. Purdy 300+ Pass Yards and 3+ Pass TDs, SF 49ers to Win (+1000)
  • Fifteen: P. Mahomes 15+ Rush Yards and 215+ Pass Yards (-140)
  • Friendship Bracelets: T. Kelce or K. Juszczyk to Score the 1st TD (+600)
  • Gold Rush: SF 49ers to Score 40+ Points (+750)
  • How You Get the Girl: T. Kelce to Score a TD in Each Half (+1000)
  • I Knew You Were Trouble: C. McCaffrey 150+ Rush+Rec Yards (+160)
  • Is It Over Now?: KC Chiefs To Lead by 14+ Points (+250)
  • Karma: T. Kelce 0 Receptions, SF 49ers to Win (+3000)
  • Look What You Made Me Do: KC Chiefs to Trail in the 4th Quarter and Win the Game (+500)
  • Love Story: KC Chiefs to Win, P. Mahomes and T. Kelce to Combine for All KC Chiefs TDs (+2000)
  • Mastermind: SF 49ers to Win and Rush for 200+ Yards (+600)
  • Mine: T. Kelce 87+ Receiving Yards (+190)
  • Red: KC Chiefs to Score 22+ Points in the 1st Half (+1200)
  • Run: T. Kelce 5+ Rush Yards (+1000)
  • Seven: Winning Margin to be Exactly 7 Points (+700)
  • Shake It Off: SF 49ers to Score First, KC Chiefs to Win (+350)
  • The Last Great American Dynasty: KC Chiefs to Win by 22+ Points (+1200)
  • Today Was a Fairytale: T. Kelce to Score a TD and KC Chiefs to Win (+240)
  • Two Is Better Than One: 2 Successful 2 Point Conversions (+1200)
  • Wildest Dreams: T. Kelce to Score the 1st & Last TD (+2500)
  • You Belong With Rashee: T. Kelce or R. Rice to Score a TD in the 1st Half (+120)
  • You Need To Calm Down: B. Purdy 200+ 1st Half Pass Yards (+800)

 

  • Will Taylor Swift be shown on TV holding and eating a hot dog? 12/1
  • Will Travis Kelce propose to her at the game? 6/1
  • Donald Trump will mention Taylor Swift on Truth Social on the day of the game. 2/1
  • Over/Under of 5.5 times Taylor Swift will be shown on camera during the game. O: -140 U: Even
  • How much time will be left on the game clock when Swift is first shown after kcikoff? O7 mins: +150 U: -200
  • Will Taylor Swift be shown during the halftime show? Yes: +200 No: -300
  • Taylor Swift will appear in a Super Bowl 58 commercial. 5/1
  • Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift will announce first pregnancy at SB58? 8.5/1
  • Will Travis Kelce propose to Taylor Swift following the game? 6/1
  • Will Taylor Swift turn down Travis Kelce’s marriage proposal? 50/1
  • Which Half Will Taylor Swift Be Shown More During Super Bowl LVIII? First: +150 Second: -200
  • Which happens first? Either team scores a TD: -110 Taylor Swift is shown on TV: -130
  • Will Taylor Swift be shown wearing a foam finger at SB58? Yes: 8/1
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MOAR ...

o/u viewers: 116.5m (-110)

spectator runs on to field during game: yes +300, no -500

player to register the "Octopus" (score a TD, and also a 2 pt conversion) yes +550, no -1000

o/u on Goodell showings: 1.5 (-110)

will the final score result in a scorigami?  yes +2200, no -7500

price of bitcoin to go up (-105) or down (-125) during game?

GATORADE DUMP COLOR:

Purple +185
Red +260
Blue +400
Lime/Green/Yellow +420
Orange +550
Clear/Water +900
None of the Above +2000

 

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9 minutes ago, JohnUt said:

I'm so confused yet mildly entertained 😂

a TON of unorthodox plunking scenarios abound ... much more exhilarating than the rote and banal o/u on pure stats - fuck it, as an admirer of the absurd anarchist theater this event has spiraled in to, i say ... PLUNK TIL YA PUKE 

oh, coin will be raked, mi amigo ... coin will be raked 

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IMO if Purdy gets through this game without an interception, he's The Chosen One.  This is a really tough matchup for such a young, inexperienced  QB.   I actually think the 49ers can win even if he throws 1 or 2 INTs.  That said, take the over ...

Interceptions QB Prop Bet

Brock Purdy  0.5 (-120/-110)

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8 hours ago, Farm Boy said:

IMO if Purdy gets through this game without an interception, he's The Chosen One.  This is a really tough matchup for such a young, inexperienced  QB.   I actually think the 49ers can win even if he throws 1 or 2 INTs.  That said, take the over ...

Interceptions QB Prop Bet

Brock Purdy  0.5 (-120/-110)

pretty standard plunk here, ol' Farmy ... but .83 cent on a buck ain't horrible. 

im'ma be gouging my sin at even money or better - plenty of options on this menu.

but, if you're pounding this Purdy pick predic, pound it hard ...

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On 2/5/2024 at 5:03 PM, Pastor McSlappy Nutz said:

MOAR ...

o/u viewers: 116.5m (-110)

spectator runs on to field during game: yes +300, no -500

player to register the "Octopus" (score a TD, and also a 2 pt conversion) yes +550, no -1000

o/u on Goodell showings: 1.5 (-110)

will the final score result in a scorigami?  yes +2200, no -7500

price of bitcoin to go up (-105) or down (-125) during game?

GATORADE DUMP COLOR:

Purple +185
Red +260
Blue +400
Lime/Green/Yellow +420
Orange +550
Clear/Water +900
None of the Above +2000

 

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This can’t be real…

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1 hour ago, Pastor McSlappy Nutz said:

a scant 25 baloons plunked would return a nifty five hunnid & fitty ... implied hit rate of 4.3% at that numbah 🕺

 

That's never going to pay off, I'll take the no. Besides, having any scorigami is a reward in itself 😉

I'm sure you know it, but to anyone who is now seriously scratching their heads:

 

Also, and I can't tell you how happy this site makes me:

https://nflscorigami.com/

 

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1 hour ago, BaoBou said:

That's never going to pay off, I'll take the no. 

welp, that same 25 escarole layout will return a whopping .33 centavos for NO SCORIGAMI FOR YOU!!1!1!!1! outcome. 

where the fun in that shit? it's like bridge jumpers at the track plunking 10 large and creating a minus show pool on a 1/9 favorite - then watching said heavily plunked nag chase buttahflies 🦋

1 hour ago, BaoBou said:

 Besides, having any scorigami is a reward in itself 😉

 

 see, i like the little things, like lollipops in my mouth, or buttah up my ass - but that's just me ...  and all i wanna do is make a dollar and a cent in this bidniz. 

gotta plunk - no thrill without the skrill!!!1!111! 

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6 hours ago, Pastor McSlappy Nutz said:

 

c'mon, ol' UT - you mean to tell me ya nevah Boogied with Floyd Gondoli? 

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Wtf? I have never seen this one but it's going on the must watch list (was on a worldwide surfing tour for a few years during this flicks "release" and mistook it for a probable SNF disco spoof) so thanks for the heads up!

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4 hours ago, JohnUt said:

Wtf? I have never seen this one but it's going on the must watch list (was on a worldwide surfing tour for a few years during this flicks "release" and mistook it for a probable SNF disco spoof) so thanks for the heads up!

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i try very hard not to be a cinema snob ... very hard. 

however, to know that a chapped fella like yerself has not partaken in this opus yet is ... quizzical - it takes an absurd slice of Americana, a la the Coen brothers, but slathers the perversity on heavier than a mustard wand from a dirty water dog cart ... it's poetry, as if recited from Fritz the Cat lazing in Bukowski's settee whilst sharing a two prong wif Al Goldstein ... 

ass-munch cuck Tarantino wishes he had the chops to churn out a sizzler like this ... it blows his geek ass out the water. 

DO EEEEEEEEET! 

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